I chuckled when I read Senator Uzamere’s diatribe against Senator Bala Mohammed, his campaign organisation and myself. I chuckled because I know his intent: draw the Senator Bala Mohammed Campaign Organisation to the putrescent catacombs of his banal mind and distract it from unfurling the full potential of Senator Bala Mohammed’s grand Nigeria First Governance Vision. In essence, waiting for Udenta’s “Dirty War” in the mind of a political rascal and nonentity like Senator Uzamere is akin to Waiting for Godot- assuming that he has ever heard such an expression in his philistine like mode of existence.
Senator Bala Mohammed, flush from his decisive validation by his people via the Consensus pronouncements- the source of Senator Uzamere’s hatred and envy- has already commenced his broad-based consultations with PDP delegates with only one strategic intent and purpose- a decisive victory at the primary election.
While Senator Uzamere wallows in the putrid universe where his ilk dwells, unsure if the ghost of Alamieyeseigha will haunt him to no end or if his cell inside the EFCC is still kept ready for him having been their disgraceful customer many years gone by, Senator Bala Mohammed campaign has been blazing away across the length and breadth of the land. Uzamere is looking for someone to enliven his very drab, inconsequential and perfidious existence but he won’t be getting that from me or Senator Bala Mohammed’s campaign organisation.
We will rather give him an assignment since he seems to be questioning my credentials as a Professor. The Senator Bala Mohammed Campaign Organisation is ready to donate to Senator Uzamere a hardback set of my 21 books, with a charge to read and understand my six-volume Boyhood Works written between the ages of 13 and 15- because I sincerely don’t know when he last read a book. A reward awaits him for this simple labour because asking him to read and understand my Revolutionary Aesthetics and the African Literary Process, Autonomy of Values and Crisis of Theory may lead to a psychiatric situation, and I say this very seriously.
On a final note, Senator Bala Mohammed’s campaign organisation still believes that we don’t really know who has set Senator Uzamere on this self-destructive path and for what purpose. If such entities are Muslims, they clearly miss the essence of the Sallah season of purification already upon us, even as we beg Almighty God to forgive him and his dark and unconscionable patrons for their transgressions against his name and humanity.
NB: Regrettably this will be my last communication with an amorphous and morally confused fellow like Senator Uzamere on the expectation that the Atiku Abubakar Campaign organisation clearly distances itself from him and denies him prop. But if that campaign condones his mindless attacks on Senator Bala Mohammed we will respond in equal measure and regard.
Prof Udenta O Udenta
Chairman PIU/ Spokesman
Sen Bala Mohammed Presidential Campaign Organisation
FRIDAY 29TH APRIL, 2022